jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

how much can a whale ejaculate????

The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.

thank you

You’re whalecum.

(Source: ccolf)

kawrying:

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

(Source: nishinokimiis)

psybelius:

I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER

thetowndrugdealer:

i always wear all black just to remind you that im always ready for your funeral 

(Source: thetowndrugdealer)

donutguts:

gr8eva:

my self esteem has two levels

  1. im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
  2. bow down before me bitches i am your queen

this is accurate

(Source: officialmrpresident)

(Source: drownerrs)

ceasurirele:

my favorite bodom album is the one with the reaper on the front

blaqkwidow:

i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”

because i need money

what do you want me to say omfg

I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT

(Source: queendrax)